What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?